Or is it on it? The age-old Seinfeld question remains: when you quit, is it on or off the wagon:
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Jerry: Yeah. He's been off the wagon for two years. George: "Off the wagon??" Jerry: I think it's off the wagon... George: I think it's "on" the wagon.I may not have the answer, but what I do know is that if you are going to fall from grace, you might as well go down with style.

Allured by the idea that I can now eat whatever I want to test out the waters, I craved the least healthiest thing: hotdogs. Willie's Dawgs in Park Slope has two kinds of veggie dogs, one made from soy and one made from carrot. (That's right, a carrot). Since I was maxed out on veggies and ready to flip 'em all the bird, I chose the faux-meaty soy dog. Smothered in caramelized onions, mustard and sauerkraut, with a side of deep fried onion rings; this "dawg" was so wrong it had to be right.
The greasy fare didn't end there either. Later, we ordered-in from Vegetarian Palate for dinner & a movie. I got the Hawaiian "Chicken" with sweet & sour sauce, broccoli, brown rice, and scallion pancakes. This Hawaiian fried dish was incredible; the batter zesty, crispy, and totally perfect.

Was it worth feeling like death after a head-first dive into fried food eating? Maybe. But I sure could use to get my knee high rainbow socks moving right about now... a lil' Roller Derby, anyone?
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